Flacid Jack

When the porn or any other source of sexual pleasure isn't hot enough to give you a boner and your penis is flacid like a flap jack, but you still rub one off anyways.

"I was watching tub girl last night, but she didn't do it for me so I pulled a flacid jack just for the heck of it."

by DjDM May 20, 2009

Jack Freese

Coolest stud in town, aka the shit (sometimes even literally...)

Jack Freese = see antonym of skeechie

by Milk = Farts April 27, 2012

Lumber-Jacking

The act of masterbaiting to a tree .

Guy 1 : Bro did you see him Lumber-Jacking the other day.
Guy 2 : Yeah, it was intense.

by JeromeTheMole December 1, 2021

Heart Jack

The ability to induce pleasurable orgasmic sensations of the heart.

Heart masturbation.

Probably heart healthy and regulates good behaviour in humans.

An ability of romantics as well as spirituals.

Singing "Fall on your knees! O hear the angels' voices!" is a heart jack for the spiritually inclined.

by filthymouth November 21, 2010

Porn Jackings

Semen spent from masturbating to porn. Usually, the semen is ejaculated into a tissue or sock.

Please don't wipe your face with that dishrag, it has porn jackings in it.

by orangon September 6, 2013

Rhino jack

To cause extreme physical harm to someone.

Stfu before I rhino jack you!
I'm going to rhino jack you in the throat.

by Ninjanessa January 23, 2020

jack liascos

a jack liascos is a manly specimen who grows facial hair faster than viagra grows a dick. he is known for a hot sister who gets piped by eddie betts on the daily even though eddie betts freezes whenever she is in the vacinity. jack liascos is a retarded creature with many weaknesses, some weaknesses are that he is unable to leave ice cream in a freezer and doesn't know the recipe for a chocolate milkshake. he is also angered by basketballs on the roof, EVAN SPENCE and when people steel his pillow when he is trying to nap.

it is a jack liascos over there. creamery, like bakery. U retard

by jackliascoshimself696969 April 7, 2022