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Double Ended Cunt Snake

A utensil women use when they have a sleepover and fuck eachother silly while hissing
Me and Stacey used a Double Ended Cunt Snake last night it was so funny I couldn’t stop hissing myself
by Ginger man842 June 1, 2023
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Fantasy Football Snake

Fantasy football snakes are the lowest of the low. They are the guys who take advantage of drunken transactions and trick first-year players into making questionable trades, all for the betterment of their team.

Snake traders usually begin the fantasy football season strong, but shortly enough karma catches them and their team begins to dismantle until they fall just shy of playoffs.
Victim: "Hey man! What do you think about this trade Yusef convinced me on? I'll give him Darren Waller for one of his defenses and the starting kicker for the Bengals! Pretty good trade right?!"

Bystander: " Are you kidding me? That is a horrible trade. Do NOT take that trade. Geez... Yusef is such a fantasy football snake. I bet he's lurking the waiver wire too for drunken mistakes. Unreal!!"
by Hectorino November 26, 2021
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snake slapping

When two gay men engage in smacking their penis' together when they have a disagreement.
Listen here bitch. We can settle this with a quick round of snake slapping.
by The adaptor December 31, 2014
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Snake

Ksi after he stole 100k from vikk
Ksi is a fatneek and a snake.
by Ksi is a snake October 7, 2020
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Snaking

A form of reckless driving where the driver will swerve back and forth similar to the slithering of a snake
The man saw me snaking so I proceeded to snake into his car and drive away.
by Car Beers April 28, 2022
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tire snake

Known as a retread tire on a semi-truck
Holy fuck! A tire snake just took off our muffler! Or OMG! That tire snake just cracked our windshield!
by Dirtymyrtlelandshark August 31, 2022
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Solid Snake

Noun:
1. The greatest character ever to exist. The man who makes the impossible possible. The main protagonist of the METAL GEAR franchise (the best franchise).

Verb:
2. To execute an action flawlessly beyond human ability.

3. To infiltrate like a boss, a Big Boss
1."Solid Snake makes my snake absolutlely solid."

2. "You're gonna have to pull a Solid Snake to finish this boss fight."

3. "I'm gonna have to Solid Snake my way into Harvard."
by WarHasChangedShadowMoses October 15, 2017
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