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French Hitler

Similar to a”French inhaleyou blow smoke out of your mouth into another persons nose.
Yo, can I bum a smoke?
This is my last one , sorry.
Damn, well let me get a French hitler off your last hit.
by DimwittedandInsecure April 12, 2024
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French Pinecone

The act of combining the actions of The French Victory and the Pinecone Plunge. The primary objective is to add an extra layer of difficulty, personal humiliation, reputational gain, and physical pain and harm to the actions required in the French Victory.

Step 1. Shove a pinecone up your ass, with every subsequent deciduous seed pod adding an extra scoring bracket to the distance covered by the French Victory.

Step 2. Find a suitable romantic partner. The ideal is to locate one that is a sufficient distance to your own residence, such that it is easy to cover a large amount of ground while running backward.

Step 3. Initiate the actions of the French Victory, while maintaining all of the pinecones in your rectum.

Step 4. Have an acquaintance track your speed and distance.
Step 5. Congratulations! You have completed a round of the French Pinecone! Submit your score in the form of a wordy, lengthy, incredibly detailed of your experience as a message attached to any donation to your political representatives!
Steve: "Hey did you hear? Last night at the party, Craig did three vials of ket, drank an old 4Loko someone had, and ran two whole bouts of the French Pinecone on BOTH of David's sisters!"
Nathan: "How the fuck is he still alive?"
Steve: "Oh he's actually not, the funeral is two weeks from now."
by njganjgnijadf April 6, 2022
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The French Sniff

Action.

To waft the aroma of a woman’s pubic hair and vulva towards one’s face prior to engaging in a thorough and focused muffdiving session.
“I could tell how wet she was without even touching her. I gave her the French sniff and got down to business straight away
by InfamousJizz January 26, 2025
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Ass French Fry

1. Something you call a person, whose being annoying, irritating, and retarted.

2. When a person is being an ass and you need something to mean to call them back.
by Hoovervillenigggaaa June 14, 2018
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French Offical Ruling

And immediate and out of left field ruling by French judges in a competition to ensure that the French competitors win. These do not have to have appeared in any of the official rules to begin with, it's simply that the French judges need to find a reason to disqualify the winner who is not French.
In the international stuntman competition, the French Offical Ruling was that the Americans were disqualified for using stuntman dressed up as Nazis to take Falls instance and therefore the French decided to disqualify them because they used Nazis.
by White-Buffalo November 19, 2025
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French dollar

To pay for something, using a french kiss as a currency.
We'll watch your favorite movie if you give me 5 french dollars.
by Vladinou January 25, 2022
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French Vanilla kinky

When someone is not vanilla sexually but is not a fully kinky sexually.
Are they vanilla in the bedroom? No they are french vanilla kinky.
by Kinkynurse October 18, 2021
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