Having a visit

When you sit in your living room with relatives and just look at each other

Grandpa:I'm going to be having a visit a visit
Me:...
Grandpa:....

by Sparp_man February 21, 2020

I don’t have one

Something you’re parents say to you so you don’t feel bad

Me: hey mum, you know I’m you’re favourite

Her: I don’t have one

by Weird guy March 3, 2021

having a fucking brain

not most people on this website

Greg"insert dumbass opinion"
Mike" can you start having a fucking brain"

by HAMBURGER007 June 1, 2025

National Have Someone or Yourself Rub Your Dick Day

May 22nd

Do you know what may 22nd is?
No
It's national have someone or yourself rub your dick day

by Yeah133 May 22, 2022

what have I summoned

What an NSFW artist asks themself after finishing a huge artwork. Is also what Cyriak what should ask himself when finishing an animation.

NSFW Artist: I've finished it; the most erotic A Dance of Fire and Ice artwork ever made in existance!

Also NSFW Artist: what have I summoned

by AdinbutimnotAdinimQuinn May 13, 2024

National Have Sex With A Tyler Wearing Red Day

If you see a Tyler wearing the color red, on April 20th, you must have sex with him if you are a girl rated 8 or above.

"Oh it is national have sex with a Tyler wearing red day, let's go fuck a Tyler together."

by Lilythe10whojustfuckedTyler March 26, 2021

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025