by ohiooak June 6, 2018
Get the Hump Daymug. Stupid holiday that allows females to set high expectations for men to do something "romantic" with the consequence of not doing something getting yelled at for a year or possibly a break up. Also a day of happiness for single males, who don't have to purchase anyone anything and a day of depression for single females because they set impossible standards that nobody will be able to reach and don't understand why they are single
Single female: I'm so depressed cause it's Valentine's Day and I've never had a Valentine. Female in relationship: My boyfriend/husband better do something amazing for Valentine's Day. Single male: I don't have to buy anybody a present today! Male in relationship: Better do something romantic or I'll never hear the end of it
by hipster_chick516 March 14, 2012
Get the Valentine's Daymug. Take the premise of the movie Ground Hog Day and combine it with the action of FOX's 24 and there you have it! The Best damn idea for a new show ABC has had since Lost. Day Break is a season long TV serial that tells the story of a cop who has been framed for murder and must solve the case while reliving the same day over and over again. (Obvious rip-off of the movie Ground Hog Day, but a great idea none the less). Stars Taye Diggs (a Negro in the lead role -- who'd of thunk it!), and some hot babe named Moon Bloodgood as his girlfriend, that he gets to bang over, and over, and over again. Which is about the only good thing that happens to him during his never-ending day.
by HuskyMiller December 24, 2006
Get the Day Breakmug. when you take the physical aspect of a relationship wayy to fast (skipping bases). knowing that its not a good idea. generally happening the 1st week of a relationship or the 2nd day. doing this results in turning the relationship into a relationshit.
jasmine: did you hear? mike and koral totally 2nd day'ed their relationship yesterday.
sammy: wow. what fools. well, i hope they have luck with the rest of their relationshit.
sammy: wow. what fools. well, i hope they have luck with the rest of their relationshit.
by bra bra radke March 15, 2009
Get the 2nd daymug. the opposite of a birthday. someone's death day every year is on the day when they died and marks how many years they have been dead for.
by IDoEverythin February 12, 2013
Get the death daymug. Would you like the orgin of Hump Day? As You Wish. Originally named after Prince Humperdink from "The Princess Bride"
It was on a Wednesday he was to be married to Buttercup, but Wesley disguised as the Dread Pirate Roberts swooped in and saved the day.
The people decided to call every Wednesday Hump day so the evil prince would be reminded of his failure for eternity.
The people decided to call every Wednesday Hump day so the evil prince would be reminded of his failure for eternity.
by JJ Easy November 20, 2013
Get the Hump Daymug. by Heegagurkurk February 21, 2009
Get the hump daymug.