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cake monkey

a cake monkey is a bitch who loves makeup sooo much that she covers every part of her face like 10 times over and over

thats a cake monkey
guy 1:dude i saw like 7 layers of makup on her face

guy 2:what a cake monkey
by cwilb November 4, 2009
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Sweat Cake

UK Slang A sweat cake is best defined as someone who always worries about everything and anything their girlfriend might not appreciate
Dom: Blad u comin out tonight?
Hussain: Nahh cuz, i ain't feelin it uno, probs jus gona chill with my girl
Dom: Ur sucha a F*"£&"* Sweat Cake ...
by Babalos May 30, 2010
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Fridge Cake

The contents of your fridge placed in a bowl which intern gets placed in ones mouth and eaten. It can be anyting although usually yummy sweet treats
by Limegreen And Aubergine May 16, 2007
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hrum cake

hrum cake is a delicious treat usually made by stonecreek saints, it resembles a bunt cake but its gayer and more oddly shaped, many hrums go into the creation of hrum cake. hrum cake is not baked.
John and Anthony made delicious hrum cake, and served it to brandon and evan in exchange for their low quality hrum cake
by stonecreek s April 21, 2008
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Cake Taster

Anyone who performs fellatio on a man's organ. Basically, a substitution of "cake" for "cock". It's OK to use the term about anyone, whether they've actually done the deed or not! Especially effective when implying that a straight guy is lame, or 'queer'.
"That cake taster just cut me off in traffic!" or " What a fucking cake taster! He's afriaid to ask for her number!"
by nasty fantastic April 10, 2009
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Wax Cakes

Waxing Cakes is when two people get it on in a passionate loving manner, similar to Beating Cheeks.
Dude: whats ur plans dawg?
Dude2: prolly gonna wax cakes with ur old lady bro.

or

Dude: hey man how was ur weekend?
Dude2: ah dude I waxed mad cakes with this fine azz bitch, i'm prolly gonna beat cheeks with her again tomozz
by nolan; August 22, 2008
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Sloppy Cake

Lashandra: Yeah I use men. They'd use me. While they're lying under me, they've probably been lying under somebody else's sloppy cake,
by leighstern October 16, 2008
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