cream cheese surprise

When a rookie tries to make banana pudding but forgets a step leaving chunks of cream cheese in the mix for everyone to consume

That rookie's banana pudding turned into a real cream cheese surprise.

*takes bite* Was that a bit of banana? Nope just cream cheese surprise mother fucker!

by Kazeemt1 November 16, 2017

Hair in the cream.

When there’s hair in the cream.

I love hair in the cream.

by Hairinthecream October 09, 2020

Cream Beanie

When you nut on the top of a mfr's head.

"Yo, she said not to get it in her face so you KNOW I had to give her that Cream Beanie "

by Whornet November 19, 2022

Ass Cream

Creampie in the ass.

Come here, let me give you an ass cream.

by xShakey September 07, 2021

Cream dream

When you have dreams of sex because you forgot to wash the sheets after ejaculating in them.

Yo yesterday's cream dream was so good.

by DikSlam October 02, 2022

cream dream

A nocturnal emission.

I went 70 days without masturbating as an adolescent. Man, there were lots of cream dreams.

by Ereck Flowers November 14, 2018

Cream Dream

A man crush.

A man a straight guy would go gay for.

Finding out a handsome male celebrity is gay/bi.

Me: Jefferey Dean Morgan is an amazing actor, he’s badass as Negan, bro.

Friend: Hell yeah, dude! He’s my cream dream.

by KidVicious666 November 02, 2021