Girl Boner

When ellie sees caidie

ellie: omg is that caidie?
amy: yeah it is isn’t she well clapped
ellie: no i just got the biggest girl boner

by ripwrn May 10, 2022

Stoner Boner

Refers to an elivated sence of sexuality induced by narcotics.

“Girl put the drugs down! You don’t really want to fuck him. You just have a stoner boner.”

by Tomkat June 5, 2018

Bait Boner

When one becomes aroused at the sight of food. Happens in anticipation of a good scran.

"Look at that Fudge Brownie, I've got a Bait Boner"

"Hew pet, stick me tea on, once I've scranned it, I'll hoy me bait boner clean up you."

by patbutcherswetlips October 26, 2011

boner garden

a place where boners grow

lol i used to have a small dinger but i sent it to the boner garden now im at like 4.5 inches

by big but toucher December 11, 2016

Comedy Boner

When you get "excited" about something that is literally fucking hilarious and no one else is around.

Cletus (Extreme Trumpeter): "Man! I'm really glad that Fuhrer Trump selected the extremely intelligent goddess that is Miss Sarah Palin for vice Fuhrer!"
Jack (Sane person): "I have such a comedy boner right now..."

by velopciraptor September 5, 2016

acute boner

A term used when a subject sees something that is so cute that an erection or sexual arousal occurs.

That kitten is so cute it gave me acute boner when I was cuddling it.

by acuteboneritis April 30, 2013

boner selfie

The act of taking a photo of oneself via a smartphone affixed to one's erect penis, as a substitute for a selfie stick.

Who needs a selfie stick? I'll just take a boner selfie. It's 2016!

by SuhDewd April 11, 2016