Baby Fade

Having a few adult beverages and achieving a mediocre buzz.

I cannot blackout tonight because I have to work tomorrow. I am just going to have a few and catch a baby fade.

by A man named Faggppel April 17, 2015

Baby chode

Most people would think this refers to a tiny chode but no it is in fact a sideways baby

I'm going to put my little brother Aidan sideways in your asshole so you're taking a baby chode you fuck

by sheepmeister April 24, 2015

Coffee baby

This happens when you drink coffee, but about 10 minutes later, you need to take a massive shit.

I had a nice cup of coffee this morning but man my coffee baby fucked me up.

by Blumpkin_Spice May 8, 2015

Slender Baby

When an infant, preferably 1-3 years, just stands there from a distance and watches you.

They will be incredibly silent as they watch from the shadows of your hallway and peek through the slit of your barely closed door until you notice them.

My niece scares the crap out me when she just stands behind my door and watches me as I'm on the computer. She stands there in the shadows of my dim hallway quiet as fuck and occasionally slowly opens my door, it only makes it worse that my nephew got into that shit too and they basically reenact the fucking shining. I keep telling both of them to stop being a slender baby.

by Forever Incognito September 5, 2015

babies yed

A steak pudding. Pronounced as "bab is yed"

Think I'll get babies yed chips n gravy from the chippy.

by Billinge lad September 17, 2015

nose baby

A baby from the nostrills

Where did you come from
I'm a nose baby

by Nose hold December 1, 2016

Baby necking

When someone is so tired, drunk, faded, or a combination of the following, they have an extremely hard time keeping their head upright and continually bobble their head.

Damn kid, you were so faded last night you were straight baby necking

by Mike-E Danger December 21, 2016