Swamp Donkey

A flea infested wench usually found in the gutters of cities. Often found feasting on the bowel movements of south African children.

Since they have no purpose to live, they are usually hunted by a group known as the Wolf-Pack.
"There goes a Swamp Donkey! Should we shoot it, or kick it?"
by Slashback October 9, 2009
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Phantom Donkey Punch

Slandering someone publicly, out of the blue, and keeping the source of the slander anonymous so the person receiving the verbal Donkey Punch is unable to attribute the slander to a specific person.
"I saw in the news where someone called me an asshole, but I can't tell who said that. Whoever hit me with that phantom donkey punch is a punk bitch."
by wils0njas0n May 5, 2023
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Donkey Bowl

When one is hitting the bong and is simultaneously donkey punched in the back of the head leaving a ring bruise around ones lips
Marc; why does it smell like pot in the house?
Son; fuck you dad *turns around hits bong*
Marc; I'm going to donkey bowl you, son"
by FagFaggotSon October 8, 2017
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Donkey Shite

I'm pretty sure it's how the Germans said thank you.
No it's not!
Could you give me zee pretzel please? Donkey Shite!
by ThunderclashPrime January 15, 2021
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Swamp Donkey

A person who spends a lot of their time near or in a swamp/dump. Tends to make poor decisions and fuck off quite a bit, while making others believe they are doing a good job. Won’t hesitate to slam any chick at anytime. Low morals with low aptitude, but may sometimes surprise you with their ability to be friendly and cordial. Another name for swamp donkey could be “swamp donk”, “dump donkey” or “Aaron”.
Man, Aaron sure is a fucking swamp donk.

Quit acting like a swamp donkey and get some shit done.
by Seldomlyresponsible May 11, 2020
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Sea Donkey

A Pittsburgh region colloquialism for an incredible large and tasty fried fish sandwich.
During lent, I look forward to going to local restaurants and tasting their Sea Donkeys with tartar sauce.
by pgh.fish.sandwich February 23, 2024
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National donkey day

National donkey day is celebrated each year in 8th May to celebrate our overlords.
Oh, by the way! Did you go worship our overlords on national donkey day?
by JustDumbAsBricks May 8, 2024
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