max Mckenzie

A person with another of cream, smeglet patient zero

max Mckenzie is a big ball of smeg

max is a smeglett

by 1234smeg4321 August 7, 2023

max zajdel

max is the best boy on the planet earth, he's adorable, cool and listening to him talking about banana fish at 3 am is better than anything. we don't talk much right now, but i still appreciate that he was always there for me! he's an awesome friend, he's funny AND he loves omori! unbelieveable! i've finally found the perfect boy i've waited my whole life for! we love max zajdel very much<3

when i say "not all men" i mean max zajdel, he's the best! i love him very much

by rin<3 November 20, 2021

Max

A man with a small penis that chafes himself every night.

Man that guys is a max!

by Ethan and hunter June 14, 2018

Max Goldberg's Legs

The sexiest thing to ever exist, Max Goldberg's tree trunk legs are truly a blessing from god himself.

Have you seen Max Goldberg's legs? They look extra beefy today.

by theynotlikeus April 1, 2025

Max Cherry

A bail bondsman, who helped out Jackie Brown and sucked her lips

You see MAX CHERRY in the dress department when we're about to get a half million dollars!

by Jenson Marin November 14, 2016

Max

Max a Spacky,idiot,annoying,completley unfunny guy but hes CUTE 😚😚😚😚😚

Person 1:Whos that bigheaded guy
Person 2:MAX

by BiGmAxLoVeR69 October 23, 2020

max

a tomgirl who likes tomboys and think's that lead is so heavy that 3 people could not even hold a spoon full a max is can also not tell the difference between a rihno and elephant max his height is around 4 feet most people say he is not good enough to go to tournaments and max has erectile dysfunction

max has outism and is not as funny as pakal

by dummy thicc yeti pics February 1, 2020