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Swamp donkey

A very tall lanky ugly guy, usually spends his time drinking twisted teas on the weekend with the boys and thinks it’s cool when it is not. Can also be found playing fortnite solos on his days off
Hey swamp donkey how’s it goin today
by The man17 June 11, 2018
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Donkey Konged

The term “getting Donkey Konged” means to let a larger animal fuck you up the ass until it has a massive cum shot, that most of the time kills the person.
Yo dude did hear about the guy who got DONKEY KONGED on the news?
by your favorite nick gurr April 25, 2025
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Swamp donkey

Is a busted ass female or male pertaining to their appearance whether it be their looks or the dressing ethics
That ugly ass girl is a swamp donkey
by Defacto17 November 22, 2019
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Donkey sounds

When you here sounds of a donkey it means that someone or more are having pleasure and you should leave them alone and not disturb them
Little Jonny heard donkey sounds from his parents bedroom when he was finding his small ball
by Jonny's lying April 27, 2025
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hot donkey pocket

when you donkey punch yo girl and she shits insteads of tightening like a normal donkey punch
i WAS doing anal and about to donkey punch that bitch then the did a hot donkey pocket
by DONKEYFUCKERPUNCH August 18, 2017
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beef donkey

Another name for a third leg, a.k.a. a meat bar or noodle doodle.
Also refers to a dork.
Yeah, we fucked. He's got a real beef donkey.

That dumbass is a real beef donkey.
by Tubesnakes February 4, 2022
mugGet the beef donkeymug.

Donkey Squasage

An abnormally large penis, typically referenced in the gay community as someone who has a penis that is to big to engage in homosexual intercourse with.
Person A:Omg did you see that dude Bryan came in with. What a lucky man.
Person B: Naw dude he bailed, that guy has a donkey squasage.

Person A: OH man! Yeah hard pass.
by Rickpatty11b September 30, 2025
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