Peanut butter puppy

A canine companion solely dedicated to licking peanut butter off of your genitals.
She was so ugly her only way of getting head was her trusty peanut butter puppy.
by Lilniggaboi October 15, 2019
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Peanut Butter Blossom

Named after the Christmas cookie, it is a sexual act in which one inserts one or more Hershey kisses into another persons asshole and proceeds to lick/eat the chocolate out as it melts.
Hey did you hear about jb? He just bought a bag of Hershey kisses for his boyfriend. He wants to try a peanut butter blossom tonight.
by Geraldorivera July 28, 2011
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butter my meat

Hey I'm gonna butter my meat.

*Hears loud noises from bedroom.*
by Urbanlenged17 August 07, 2017
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butter my taco

1. Lubing yo vagina, coochie, vaginer.
2. Licking vagina.
3. Lathering thy butter on thy tortilla.
1. I went to the store to get supplies to butter my taco.
2. Honey? Can you butter my taco?
3. For dinner, i buttered my taco to prepare for the meat.
by Lildikdik November 18, 2016
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peanut butter shake

It's when a guy is fucking a girl in the ass, then goes to her pussy, and finishes in her mouth.
Tyrone gave Sheniqua a peanut butter shake after he found out she was cheating on him.
by SixtyEighter September 07, 2015
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Texas Butter Churn

Getting vigorously and deeply fisted by a partner with an arm lubricated up to the elbow. The rapid action churns out a frothy amalgam with the consistency of fresh butter.
Did you hear about Jorge? He went out on his break to smoke a fatty and wound up getting a Texas Butter Churn from that bum that sleeps behind the dumpster.

Rachel took a Texas Butter Churn last night like a champ. Her oring looked like a spread of Country Crock Butter.
by Eaton Holgoode November 06, 2018
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peanut butter and joe

When your friend sticks his pointer and middle finger into a jar of peanut butter and opens the fingers into a V shape resembling that of female genitalia and proceeds to suggestively lick the peanut butter as if he is giving oral sex.
I love to peanut butter and joe when I make sandwiches
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