stripper monkey

A species of monkey prone to shedding its clothing; often associated with romantic holidays.

They all bought and exchanged little stripper monkeys for Valentine's Day.

by Tiffany December 4, 2002

monkey buns

adj. Having a butt so red, it reminds one of a monkey or babboon.

After little Timmy was spanked for stealing, he had monkey buns.

by Nikuru July 20, 2008

giro monkey

A poor unfortunate, who has failed to land gainful employment, and has to rely upon the fortnightly pittance of Jobseekers allowance.

A lazy, workshy soap dodger, who would rather eat his own excrement, than have to get up and go to work every morning. Although, somehow, they still manage to smoke an eighth of dope every day, and are never more than an arms length away from a two litre bottle of white lightning.
Constantly drunk, and/or stoned, due to the shame caused by being such a useless, unemployable bastard. Would like to work, but the CSA would take all his wages, to pay for the string of kids he has fathered on various gullible women.

Jeremy (Kyle) "You haven't even got the backbone to look for job to support your other five children, so why should we believe you're anything other than a no good, lazy, shiftless, dope smoking giro monkey?"

"Actually Jeremy, I've an interview on Thursday, for a labouring job, with Mikey the Pikey"

by BadBeast March 30, 2010

Monkey Sex

When some small brain gamer plays like shit in a video game

Kirbs really out here playing like monkey sex

by Jayke903 October 5, 2019

Monkey Style

The act of sex while one or both participants hangs from an object such as a pipe. It is very difficult to achieve sex while both participants are hanging, so I advise that it is done while only one person is hanging.

Man 1: I picked up my girlfriend last night while we were having sex, she grabbed a piped and hang on while I did her.
Man 2: Oh dude! You did it Monkey Style?!

by King Bologna May 16, 2009

island monkey

A Racial Slur Against Puerto Ricans.

Carlita - you aint nothin but a jungle baby

Tyrone - fuck you, you Island Monkey.

by Jay'Ron December 11, 2007

orange monkey

The orange monkey is a kama sutra move where a guy has his partner not deficate for as long as she can .then when she cant hold it any longer he fuck's her in the ass a finishe's then leave's his penis in her ass till it go's limp pisse's in her ass and when she hold's it in on her way to the bathroom she look's like a monkey waddelng back and forth and the orange come's in cause the fluid leaking out is orange..the orgasim is supposed to be excellent...

I knew she was dowwn when she did the orange monkey

by Dave buttox May 17, 2004