dick riding fallacy

Dick riding fallacy is when a character you praise or have biased towards a character. and even get offended when people have different opinions about this said character. If they insult you because of your opinion of the character or keep bothering you because of them they commit a dick riding fallacy

“Your character has flaws”
“NO HE DOES NOT AND EVEN IF HE DOES NOT PROVRE IT”
“Damn bro it’s not that serious

“IDGAF PROVE HE HAS FLAWS ILL DEFEND MY CHARACTER NO MATTER WHAT EVEN IF THIER NOT GONNA LET ME HIT.
“Bitch I don’t have to prove it to state it gtf out of my face you just committed a dick riding fallacy.

by 1wankbank August 15, 2024

pee-ggyback ride

When you relieve yourself while giving someone a piggyback ride.

He pee’d mid piggyback ride. He gave me a pee-ggyback ride!

by Veuxdeux June 26, 2023

alaskan bus ride

When a woman packs a snowball and pokes a hole right through its diameter, and then proceeds to give a man a hand job with the aforementioned snowball.

It was the middle of winter and Jenny and Edward were feeling kinky so Jenny gave Edward an Alaskan bus ride.

by Jframe2002 May 10, 2016

ride and shine

when she hops on first thing in the morning

“I was even awake and my girl hit me with a good ole ride and shine”

by mtpieluvr July 24, 2021

Dryer riding

Getting in a large industrial dryer and riding the spin (before it gets too hot)

Me: Hey man, let's go dryer riding.
You: Let's do it, what a rush.
Me: Don't stay in too long.

by Deuce Turd December 7, 2018

riding a pony

Riding a pony mean to date someone that is much shorter than you

Look Lisa is riding a pony

by Jeffwashere May 24, 2016

Grief Riding

When people use tragic circumstances or events to promote themselves or services

Terrible fire yesterday in town, prayers for those lost RIP

We however do have a fantastic sale on fire blankets and lawnmowers so come on down...

"Shameful he is Grief Riding"

by SP McGra December 10, 2024