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retard strength

by gevgs May 14, 2022
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Spontaneous Retard Disorder

Spontaneous Retard Disorder or SRD affects 1 in 3 people, most being white woman. When faced in situations where they are in the wrong ,SRD symptoms have a 95% percent chance arising. The symptoms are equivalent to a 3 year old baby having tantrum. The symptoms include Intense swearing, physical violence , emotional turmoil and in some severe cases psychosis. There is no known cure to SRD. Therapy is the only known way to lessen the effects. If you know someone with SRD try to communicate in a way which doesn't arise affects and helps them calm down. It currently affects roughly 125 million people.
Jessica started screaming and crying. When I went to try and calm her down she started attacking me for no reason calling all sorts of foul things. I didn't realize she had Spontaneous Retard Disorder and since forgiven her.
by Kakwkwk April 22, 2022
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retards

the phrase retard actually means mentally unstable, it is also very offensive to some people. it is reffered to as the r slur to say it safely. Make sure youre kind to others and dont call people this very offensive word
wei yang you retards piece of poopoo
by notxiaowei March 3, 2022
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Full Blown Retard

A person who is extremely retarded. A retard like no other, the one.
Hey, bro! My Girlfriend's friend, have you met her? She is a full blown retard.
by KingOfAmerica December 15, 2023
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retard-splaining

1. The act of explaining something so simple that only a retard wouldn't already know.

2. The act of explaining something to someone as if they are retarded.
"it really depends on how you want togo about playing it. If you want to be more tanky go with an HP bonus, of you want self sustain then go for regen"
"Why are you retard-splaining to me?"
by BeezeChorger May 14, 2023
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Fucking retard

The name you were called at least once if you ever had a sibling.
Me: Hey, Paul what's up?
My brother: Nothing you fucking retard.
Me: k
by peterthemeatbeater April 16, 2018
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