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Post Malone

Austin Richard Post, popularly known as Post Malone, is an American rapper, songwriter, and record producer. You can never predict what kind of tune he'll make next. He has more tattoos than you'll make in a lifetime. He can look poor while being rich.
Dude: "I want to appear like Post Malone!"
WOW! "like homeless but rich"
by pop_Crush July 7, 2022
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Post Whore

Making Meaningless posts, one who thinks 'posting' is a cool thing
ElChupoCabre thinks he lives in the Post Whore House
by Darkstarprojects December 9, 2008
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post war italy design

salesman's term used when selling a house that needs a lot of work in a rapidly gentrifying neighborhood.
We'd like to buy in a neighborhood that has some post war Italy design houses are available.
by Beech Bum. June 19, 2016
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Post Cart Clarity

The feeling of regret after you just got belligerently high and ask yourself why you just did that. And then proceed to take a monstrosity of a blinker right after.

Synonym to Post Nut Clarity
“Hey man what’s wrong?”

“I’m going through post cart clarity right now.. kinda sobering up a bit”

“You’re crazy man.. here… it’s your rip”
by BobbysGhost October 31, 2025
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Posted & Boasted

A generic posting on social media to inform, update, or sympathize with, one’s followers, friends, and fans, usually in a light-hearted, downplayed manner which screams of bragging.

A humble brag.
Did you see he posted photos of him working in a soup kitchen? He totally Posted & Boasted! He was the main focus in the photos!”
by Hugh Wards January 24, 2025
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The House of Horrible Posts

DRIGGS' and Cobra's Sexy House of Delicious Titay Fooking Whores.
Let's all titay fook L-5!
by Richard Nixon October 9, 2004
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Julian Post

Bitch you have been lackin again. Get your act up and be a bit more Julian Post
by Mahatma Gandhi‘s barber December 21, 2022
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