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Ninja Nonsense

noun.
1. The kind of nonsense that jumps out at you when you're not expecting it. Usually from a friend's mouth.
2. Something that shouldn't be funny, but is.
3. Everything that comes out of Blue's mouth.
Blue: I'm going to boil some words and see what happens.
me: What, like alphabet soup?
Blue: Yeah.
me: Maybe you'll get Shakespeare.
Blue: That is some superb Ninja Nonsense right there!

"Nonsense is okay, but sensical nonsense is an extreme form of nonsense. Like Ninja Nonsense!" ~Blueberry

Suicidal sense should be a synonym for Ninja Nonsense. Sense that just kills itself.
by Cassiopia&Blue November 28, 2011
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Ninja

An ass fortnite player that has a big ego and likes to fuckin rage
Person 1: Look its Ninja!
Person 2: *Goes over to Ninja* *tap tap* Ninja im a big fan
Ninja: The FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT
by YeetMan4206988 November 5, 2019
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Ninja joe

A 3 inch midget with a baby cock that likes to get cocky even tho he gets banned off PlayStation for not drinking enough water. He also likes to shout when you make a joke and take his water bottle.
“PASS THE REMOTE JOE”
CLOSE THE BLINDS JOE”
“GET OFF PLAYSTATION JOE”
“You’re not a ninja joe”
by Lolurite July 28, 2018
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Ninja Kiss

When you kiss someone but have a cloth mask over your mouth
Anyway, last night we were in bed and he turned the lights out. Then out of nowhere, the son of a bitch gave me a Ninja Kiss!
by Definitely not Brett March 10, 2022
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Ninja

N-national
I-intelligence
n-naw
j-just
a-assholes
Watch ninja assassin you'll know what im talking about
by Aiden Diamond MCPSL February 1, 2010
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Ninja Webbing

The use of a dark garb and quite feet to jump from place to place on the world wide interconnected web without the notice of other jews / beaners
"ahhh i see u have perfected the fine art of ninja webbing, congradulations"
by Andrew M to the SHAWN June 11, 2008
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RACK NINJA

The art of maneuvering throughout the warehouse racks with incredible stealth on an extremely slow day of work.
Mike-"Hey dude where's Carey?"
Dan-"I dunno, taking a dump?"
Carey-"Psssst up here"
Dan-"stop playing rack ninja"
by cwhitelock13 March 7, 2014
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