Pillow-Ninja

A straight up WARRIOR in the Bedroom!

—“Do you think they are good in bed?,

-“Trust me, they’re a damn Pillow-Ninja!”

by Dee Empty November 13, 2022

ninja bear runner

A variation of the common childhood game “rock, paper, scissors”. Ninja kills bear, bear kills runner, runner runs past ninja. Therefore, ninja wins over bear, bear wins over runner, runner wins over ninja.

While playing pool, the break was determined by ninja bear runner.

⚔️🐻🏃🏽 ♂️

by Sweet Tits with a K March 26, 2019

HotBox Ninja

a HotBox Ninja is someone who has to sneak in the bathroom and smoke weed because they are an in the closet pothead.

Ducky: Why were you up so late?
Nova: I was being a HotBox Ninja in the bathroom last night.

by SD Nova May 27, 2017

ninja turtle

when someone opens up to their fear or tells a deep story about themselves, but is interrupted by someone who says something unnecessary or asks some nonsense. the phenomenon is called beeing "ninja turtled"

"I told my deepest fears but was interrupted by an ninja turtle"

by Merihaka July 29, 2021

puma ninja

a hot chick with ninja like moves and the sexual prowlness of a puma

dude you see that puma over there? you mean the one standing right behind you.. whoah! puma ninja

by redickulos May 15, 2011

RACK NINJA

The art of maneuvering throughout the warehouse racks with incredible stealth on an extremely slow day of work.

Mike-"Hey dude where's Carey?"
Dan-"I dunno, taking a dump?"
Carey-"Psssst up here"
Dan-"stop playing rack ninja"

by cwhitelock13 March 7, 2014

Ninja Webbing

The use of a dark garb and quite feet to jump from place to place on the world wide interconnected web without the notice of other jews / beaners

"ahhh i see u have perfected the fine art of ninja webbing, congradulations"

by Andrew M to the SHAWN June 11, 2008