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Harry Singlehurst

Harry of Nazareth (c. 5 BC/BCE – c. 30 AD/CE), also referred to as Harry Christ or simply Harry, is the central figure of Christianity. Christians believe him to be the Messiah foretold in the Old Testament and the Son of God. His 'new command' was to love one another and it is believed that by his death and Resurrection, Harry brought Salvation to the world.

The principal sources of information regarding Harry' life and teachings are the four canonical gospels. Some scholars believe apocryphal texts such as the Gospel of Thomas and the Gospel according to the Hebrews are also relevant.
Critical Biblical scholars and historians have offered competing descriptions of Harry as a self-described messiah, as the leader of an apocalyptic movement, as an itinerant sage, as a charismatic healer, and as the founder of an independent religious movement. Most contemporary scholars of the Historical Harry consider him to have been an independent, charismatic founder of a Jewish restoration movement, anticipating an imminent apocalypse. Other prominent scholars, however, contend that Harry' "Kingdom of God" meant radical personal and social transformation instead of a future apocalypse.
-Guy hits his thumb with a hammer-
"OUCH, HARRY SINGLEHURST- FUCKING- CHRIST!"
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harry woodcock

Large hairy curly headed jew made of wood in the cock. (aka Julian GoodJones)
Julian GoodJones from Cedar Rapids Iowa is a harry woodcock
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Harry

Loud, tall, smart and ready for an argument. Harry is a funny dude that loves to annoy people with his opinion. Harry is a good friend and loves to be referred to by a nick named. So the next time you see a Harry refer to him by a cool nick name.

Examples; Harry (British), Larry, Parry, Hairy Harry, lanky Harry.
Harry loves all of his nick names so don't be shy and make one up for him.
Person 1:HAIRY HARRY WHAT UP??
Harry: Nothing much *smiles happily* what about you?
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harry

harry is a sweet guy with amazing eyes and a kind heart. he will always make an effort to talk to you and has an amazing sense of humour. he never lets you down and is always there for you. you can trust harry. he may be shy at first but he turns out to be a great guy. harry is really tall and has a cute smile as well as a perfect voice. girls fall for him easily and one day he will find one who will love him as much as he loves her. harry is a cute, sweet guy.
someone: did you see harry? he’s so cute
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Tom Harris

An Australian mammal found typically in the south-east, around Melbourne. He has a large head, narrow torso and long legs. His penis is around 11 inches long, and he typically mates at least 20 times per week. He spends most of the day in his den, watching live sports and masturbating to Dustin Martin highlights. When provoked, he is extremely hostile and can cause serious injury or death.
What is the deadliest animal in Australia?”
“Tom Harris for sure”.
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harry styles

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Harri

An unusual Welsh male, often with curly hair and a thicc body. He loves using the internet and his ideal job title would be 'Head of internet'. He's an aspiring TikTok influencer. Despite only having one popular video to date, he is not easily dissuaded and produces a daily flow of drivel on the app.

Harris are often quite basic and love holidays in places such as Dubai.

He often comes back with a bad fake tan after drinking porn star martinis all day. He likes to have an easy life. His natural habitat is a private members club.

He has secret ambitions to become a Krav Maga, but his large posterior means that he is not naturally adept at this martial art.

Deep down, he is a very sensitive individual, who doesn't like confrontation and just wants everyone to get on.
Harri's booty is thicc
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