is a hot guy who is respectful and funny he is quite but overprotective and will do anything and everything for his true love no matter what. He will always be there no matter what is happening at that moment and will kill anybody who hurts the people he cares about.
David is truly the best boyfriend ever!
by The nightmare of life September 8, 2021
Get the Davidmug. David is the type of guy that you’ll feel coming from a mile away. He’s so fat that he has to order custom made clothes. Besides this David is a pretty cool guy.
by 4o8_pabla November 21, 2021
Get the Davidmug. by ligmasigma69 November 28, 2024
Get the Davidmug. There are 2 types of Davids, The dickhead and the mentally unstable one. The dickhead one is usually Romanian whilst the mentally unstable one is Portuguese. Romanian David is usually a wanna-be big man that tries to fit in with the 'HARD' guys, while the Portuguese David rages at mobile games after losing 1 match of PVP. Portuguese David likes to spend his life savings on one game, rage at the game, quit the game and come back to it 3 seconds later.
Guy 1: Who's that Romanian guy over there?
Guy 2: He's David, a total dickhead!
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Guy 1: Who's that Portuguese guy over there?
Guy 2: He's David, he smashed his phone over a mobile game!
Guy 2: He's David, a total dickhead!
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Guy 1: Who's that Portuguese guy over there?
Guy 2: He's David, he smashed his phone over a mobile game!
by JoinMyDiscord September 26, 2021
Get the Davidmug. David Sundin is a very beautiful man from Sweden. He is in a program called “Bäst i test” with another god called Babben.
by ImDepressedAf April 29, 2021
Get the David Sundinmug. Well he has a two word name which is pretty cool, along with the fact that John David’s are generally nice guys with blue eyes and brown hair. They will most likely lose in a fight although they generally good with video game fights. John David’s are good human beings.
by Yourmumthersdestroyer January 4, 2022
Get the John Davidmug. A gay person who suck more dick then Lana rhodes. His balls hasn’t dropped from his stomach yet and his cock is 3mm, oye thats a David!
A David has many kids in his garage, why? We never know, but THAT’S a David.
A David has tried to suck hos own dick many times, but he couldn’t so he fucked a bottle of shampoo.
A David has many kids in his garage, why? We never know, but THAT’S a David.
A David has tried to suck hos own dick many times, but he couldn’t so he fucked a bottle of shampoo.
O have you seen David?
- No, he’s fucking a bottle of shampoo in the bathroom!
We are having yoga today class! Sit in this position!
*Whispering* - why is David trying to lick his balls?
*Whispering* - because he’s very gay and want cock in his mouth!
*5 minutes later* - WHY IS DAVID FUCKING THE MATTRESS?!
- No, he’s fucking a bottle of shampoo in the bathroom!
We are having yoga today class! Sit in this position!
*Whispering* - why is David trying to lick his balls?
*Whispering* - because he’s very gay and want cock in his mouth!
*5 minutes later* - WHY IS DAVID FUCKING THE MATTRESS?!
by Roligarunk.dinmamm04@gmail.com November 23, 2021
Get the Davidmug.