Sweaty bum sex

Two friends engaging in a pre shower sexual act, both friends bend over and touch bums after a long game of fortnite rubbing ones bum on eachother resulting in a sweaty squeaky noise to which they are both satisfied with!

Oh Gerald I’d sure love to engage In some
Sweaty bum sex time after this long game of fortnite that has shooketh me!

by Sweaty creator May 24, 2018

squeekey bum time

very squeekey fart

its squeekey bum time

by harry bumington November 24, 2017

Pokey bum wank

To insert ones finger in and out of the anus whilst masterbating ones penis with the other hand (speed and deph of finger is upto pbw,sters preference)

Tom:have you heard about something called a pokey bum wank its all the rage ooop north any idea what it involves
Rich: yes its the act of slipping a appendage or inanimate object up ones anus whilst wanking the penis with the other hand

I was doing a prison sentence a normal wank just wasnt doing it for me after 6 months of repetitive standard wanking so I was looking to spice things upby using a finger or 2 after 3 months fingers became boring so I started a long trawl of finding inanimate objects to insert and rating them out of ten is my final ambition to write up a pbw guide of best objects to use for a pbw with a ratings scale of shitty fingers so electric toothbrush 9 and a half shitty fingers out of ten

by Jack Mehoff jizz mater general November 20, 2016

Sweaty Bum Banger

When two men clap cheeks and the sweaty nob gets inserted after they put spunk juice in it (aka my ex’s favourite hobby)

Kyuhyun bums Jeonghoon and it’s a sweaty bum banger

by Lambchops123 January 31, 2021

Pokey bum wank

An act of masturbation where you put your legs over your head and poke yourself in the bum

I was going to have a pokey bum wank today but I'm going to Spencer's house

by Pls1234 February 3, 2017

tight as a nuns bum

This saying relates to the Sound of Music . In a deleted scene Baron Von Trapp finds away around Julie Andrews vowels as a nun leaving her front bum pure.

This jam jar won't open, it was as tight as a nuns bum.

by Smalley 2 Shits November 16, 2016

your son a bum

A countermeasure to the heavy insult ‘your grandpap a trap’. Very illegal insult may only be used by the highest ranking roadmen, high stature politicians and royalty. However few known individuals with no respect throughout the community have used this clapback and came off a free man.

(Nonce A is getting loud)

Nonce B: your son a bum
Nonce A: ok, you’re fucked, cya in another life

by Nova da lad May 12, 2018