yo momma

the ultimate joke

yo momma so fat when she walked by the tv I missed 3 seasons of my favorite tv show

by brshrjxgcckyvhvvv December 14, 2017

Yo momma

The female under my desk currently

Person 1: hey, who are you
Person 2: the dumbass on urban dictionary’s mother
Person 1: ok, get back to ‘work’ *winks at camera*

Yo momma

by ThePersonYoMommaLoves January 05, 2022

Yo Momma

A answer to any question someone doesnt know the answer to

Teacher: Ok, Mark what is the captial city of Jamacia
Mark:emmm...errr. Yo Momma *laughs happily and hi-5s his friend*

by Liam=] May 04, 2009

yo momma

the subject of most jokes

yo momma was virgin now shes pay as you go!

by gjhieruhgaiuergh April 29, 2010

Yo momma

October 21- Say yo momma as an answer everytime your teacher calls on you ;)

Mrs.Farticles: Yes Daryson

Daryson: YO MOMMA-

*and the crowd goes wild*

by mytiktokis0miazlcruz0jkjk October 19, 2019

Yo momma

a internet joke that would be a starter for a roast.

Yo momma so fat, when she jumps into the swimming pool, she causes a tsunami.

by Acethecase June 02, 2023

The Freakin' Packet Yo

The Freakin' Packet Yo - First started by a student telling his teacher that she needed to stop giving them packets and that students learned face to face. It has gone on to mean you do not know something, usually followed by, "I learn face to face" to signify that you do not understand something others have just read or seen, you need to be told.

Friend: Hey, have you seen that we just made first contact with aliens!
You: No, I don't learn from The Freakin' Packet Yo, I learn face to face!

by HuzzB4Bruzz February 18, 2025