Chris is the kind of guy who babysits you for a month only to end up in a committed relationship. He likes women, but loves their children even more. If he is you're teacher, you may end up in court (he can't help himself)
1. Mommy I'm getting a new daddy after all! Mr. Chris said I could call him that anytime!
2. Don't bike around that house sweetie, I can't afford you getting AIDS this young.
2. Don't bike around that house sweetie, I can't afford you getting AIDS this young.
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His a chill dude with more friends then foe
His best friends name usually starts with a C to I don't know why it's just common
People ask him for advice for girls and nobody else
His a chill dude with more friends then foe
His best friends name usually starts with a C to I don't know why it's just common
People ask him for advice for girls and nobody else
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