Red Man

When a woman is on her period.

My girl wouldn't let me hit last night because she said red man is in town.

by Tonedogg12 October 19, 2009

man beater

Female version of the so-called "Wife beater" AKA Tank Top

Wow!! Karla looks cute wearing that man beater!

by BruinKiller3469 March 20, 2009

Doodie Man

He poops, a lot. Don't date him. He's nasty, and may poop on you. Avoid him as much as possible. He's unhealthy, dirty, and just rude. DON'T ENTER ANY PLACE WHERE HE'S AT!!!!

Doodie.com

Me: "Dude, why is poop all over the floor?"
Brittney: "It was Doodie Man."

by Pseudo Pod August 13, 2011

man tea

noun
Tea drank with no sugar or milk.

Joe: Hey man can I hit that coffee?
Jerry: This aint coffee, this is man tea!

by lialee October 4, 2009

Man Loofah

A luscious V of chest pubes that is lathered up with soap and used as a scrubbing tool for a girl to rub her tits on when showering together.

Tim: Hey babe. You want me to wash my man juice off of your tits.

Tara: Sure. Let me use your man loofah though. It exfoliates my skin.

by dlr7xf October 4, 2009

Man crumb

The stuff that you find in your boyfriend's couch. Dirty leftovers of a bachelor's life.

I really think we should vacuum under your couch cushions. There's a lot of man crumbs in there.

by Guy11974 January 15, 2011

Man Shack

A dwelling of rather low quality standards but yet has the basic essentials for any mid 20's bachelor consisting of a front porch, a living/bedroom, a mildly used bathroom, and refrigerator consisting of more beer than any other sort of nourishment. Often times these are trailers that serve only the bare needs of the bachelor to include a place to sleep and a place on the GPS to call home.

Friend 1: "Hey man. What am i going to do? My girlfriend just broke up with me."

Friend 2: "It's ok. Come over to the man shack. At least your life doesn't look any worse than this place."

by Ross2point0 May 8, 2011