I am your mother

faggot

your father: "I am your mother"
you: "faggot"

by UwuUWUWUWUuwwuU January 9, 2021

Mothering

Another way of saying YASSS queen or complimenting/idolizing actions as being iconic or incredible

The act of being a 'mother' aka. doing actions that reflect the behavior of a queen or icon

"mother is mothering"

"Beyonce is always mothering"

by adastravertas February 28, 2024

Mothered

A term that redefines and reclaims “mothered” not as overprotected or smothered, but as nurtured into wholeness through the care, wisdom, and guidance of a collective of women or femme-identifying caretakers. It describes someone primarily raised and supported by the abundance of maternal figures—whether related by blood or chosen family—often in the absence of a paternal male presence.

To some I was fatherless, but in truth, I was mothered—held and shaped by the hands of many women who loved me into becoming.

by G2evera August 11, 2025

Mother And Father Is Infecting Everyone (Mafia-MAFIA-mafia)

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are "Mother And Father Is Infecting Everyone (Mafia-MAFIA-mafia)

by ToheGavelisoNotiloni January 19, 2025

In your mother's eyes

It means that something looks bad. Or if you wear something that's totally ugly and your mom thinks you look "handsome" or "pretty".

"Hey, guys does my outfit look good?"
"Only in your mother's eyes."

"Oh my god, I just drew the best Shrek!"
"Pfft, only in your mother's eyes."

by The_Air101 October 1, 2020

shit mother dick

Shit mother dick is a phrase that is often used by 5th graders who think they know how to swear.

Example:

Teenager: Crap, I dropped my backpack

Kid: We're allowed to swear here?

Teenager: No you can't swear here you're like 8

Kid: Shut the fuck up I'm 11 you little shit mother dick

by HELL_NO September 16, 2016

jhonathan's mother

jhonathan's mother is having a baby. And dating with yod.

jhonathan's mother is having a baby!! She is giving birth!! She is giving birthh!!
:O
(+_+)

by Imeka April 16, 2018