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jail house wife

a jail house wife is female who comes to bail you out of jail and save you from trouble and puts money on your books and your not really in a complete relationship with this person
i am your jail house wife nothing more nothing less.
can you be my jailhouse wife?
by ymk.vibez December 15, 2017
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egging the white house

the act of placing ones penis and scrotum into a single condom
Jimmy's mom walked into his room and saw him egging the white house while his girlfriend lubed up her anus.
by Mr. Red Beardski March 3, 2014
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white house gases

The atrocious gas you get after eating white castle hamburgers.
-"oh hey man! i just wanted to ask if-... OH GOD WHAT IS THAT SMELL?"

"oh, just some white house gas... i gotta stop eating white castle for lunch."

- Bob from accounting walked pass my cubicle today and i swear he had the WORST white house gases i have ever smelled. in my life. period.
by latoyaniquisha July 29, 2011
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yellow house fucker

basically someone whose name starts with an m LOVES to ejaculate, jerk off, penetrate or either fuck yellow houses.

Those people invented piss kink.
Person.1- jesus u really are a yellow house fucker
M- guess u found out my true self
by kissesd August 17, 2022
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big house stare

A long, hard look or glare meant to intimidate.
Oh, man, look at Dave giving me the big house stare, trying to back me down.
by ItsNotMe December 29, 2008
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Skunk Housing

The dignified act of deliberately having sex against a womans will on her period in order to displace the blood sodden tampon into the lower uteras, thus causing it to lodge and rot, mongering a heavily oderous demeaner
1. "DO you smell that shit, that bitch must be skunk housing!
2.That ho has a skunk up in her...shes skunk-housed.
by Bobby bobby July 1, 2007
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Shit house

Verb: To do someone an injustice; to wrong do, cheat, or swindle someone
Come on man, you are trying to shit house me here when I told you that I wanted a good deal; We decided not to buy the car because the guy was trying to shit house us on the deal.
by Houston JC July 8, 2009
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