Doodie Man

He poops, a lot. Don't date him. He's nasty, and may poop on you. Avoid him as much as possible. He's unhealthy, dirty, and just rude. DON'T ENTER ANY PLACE WHERE HE'S AT!!!!

Doodie.com

Me: "Dude, why is poop all over the floor?"
Brittney: "It was Doodie Man."

by Pseudo Pod August 13, 2011

man beater

Female version of the so-called "Wife beater" AKA Tank Top

Wow!! Karla looks cute wearing that man beater!

by BruinKiller3469 March 20, 2009

Hey man

A meme originated from 9gag by user florkofcows

Hey man, you see that guy over there?
*points to that guy over there
He defines us on Urban Dictionary
*makes angry face

by Satellarknightium June 15, 2017

Alright man

To call it a day.

Alright man, I just got promoted to galaxy manager so I'm gonna go ahead and call it a day. You can take your 10th break. Do me a favor and tell Yaz to quit parking at autozone.

by SpankDizm August 30, 2017

Half man

A man who is one of the following depending on the person.

Small
Stupid
Feminine

Weak
Inferior

"Get out of my way half man."
"If you were not half a man you would have gotten at least a number from her."
"You are a half man, grow the other half before talking to me again."
"You are a half man too and Tyrion would still drink you under the table."

by Ýå Mårš March 23, 2017

Man Tea

A type of iced tea that only men make and men can enjoy drinking. Made using powdered Tea mix such as Lipton or Brisk (none of that no-name weak tea). Place 2 or 3 times the recommended amount of powder in a pitcher and add water/ ice cubes (or Man Cubes ). Then stir once to dislodge the powder from the bottom without completely dissolving it. Then place in the Freezer while you make your food. When your food is ready Get the Man Tea and poor it over some Man Cubes then Drink.

the taste on a scale of 1-10 is Grit

This Man Tea is great cause I'm a man.

Its the Grit that makes this Man Tea so good.

This Man Tea is even better now that i have Man Cubes.

by Flaaaggg September 27, 2011

man stitch

the area between a man's asshole and balls

Dude can you lift up my balls and hold this mirror so I can see my man stitch?

by KP22269 April 16, 2008