cum-shot distance envy is the feeling short-shooters have for guys who can blow their load at least their height or farther.
A lot of my fellow cadets have cum-shot distance envy because they can't shoot their cum 7' like I can!
by eda-skip October 07, 2021
by Miggy12 November 25, 2004
Danm I just shot a bicth
by Hide the salami September 08, 2017
The phrase "who shot John, and why" is commonly used to describe yourself or someone else when you/they look like a hot mess
Why does Jessica looks like who shot John and why?
I looked in the mirror and realized I looked like who shot john and why.
I looked in the mirror and realized I looked like who shot john and why.
by iwanttoflingmyselfintothesun February 20, 2018
A severely over developed sperm and egg cell resulting in a part humanoid part evolutionary set back .
Can be applied to those who are completely moronic , ignorant , or just someone whos very existance pisses you off to the point that their said existance and actions have set mankind back to the cave man days ...
Can be applied to those who are completely moronic , ignorant , or just someone whos very existance pisses you off to the point that their said existance and actions have set mankind back to the cave man days ...
"That Over developed cum shot is the reason why a screw driver comes with a saftey glass warning . "
by fuckuall66 January 01, 2010
right before you are about to cum, tell the bitch to kneel in front of a fan, then blow your load into the back of the fan and watch it spray all over that ho!
by Eddie, 47, TYO, Eazy-E October 18, 2007
by mehinda June 06, 2006