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cum-shot distance envy

cum-shot distance envy is the feeling short-shooters have for guys who can blow their load at least their height or farther.
A lot of my fellow cadets have cum-shot distance envy because they can't shoot their cum 7' like I can!
by eda-skip October 7, 2021
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who shot john

Usually used when in the persence of a male who is a pimp and one has one of his whores.
Man 1: OOh here comes John!
John(pimp): Yo!
Man 1: Who shot John?
John: All my bitches, fool!
by Miggy12 November 24, 2004
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who shot john and why

The phrase "who shot John, and why" is commonly used to describe yourself or someone else when you/they look like a hot mess
Why does Jessica looks like who shot John and why?

I looked in the mirror and realized I looked like who shot john and why.
by iwanttoflingmyselfintothesun February 22, 2018
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I just shot a bicth

When u shoot a bicth
by Hide the salami April 19, 2018
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Over developed cum shot

A severely over developed sperm and egg cell resulting in a part humanoid part evolutionary set back .

Can be applied to those who are completely moronic , ignorant , or just someone whos very existance pisses you off to the point that their said existance and actions have set mankind back to the cave man days ...
"That Over developed cum shot is the reason why a screw driver comes with a saftey glass warning . "
by fuckuall66 January 1, 2010
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Chi Town Cum Shot

right before you are about to cum, tell the bitch to kneel in front of a fan, then blow your load into the back of the fan and watch it spray all over that ho!
Let me borrow your fan so i can give this chic a Chi Town Cum Shot
by Eddie, 47, TYO, Eazy-E January 4, 2009
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shot my wad

What you say in the grocery store when you reach the end of the frozen foods aisle.
"They're outta cool whip. I gotta go. I just shot my wad."
by mehinda June 11, 2006
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