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Creepy Sexual

by Nigger? March 13, 2009
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Sexual Opinion

Sexual Opinion, Known to be “When a person like’s a girl for her “Boob’s” or “Pussy” he will make a complement about it and will have his own sexual opinion”

A sexual opinion can be a bad thing, You will get in fight’s, and Cancel Culture Target LSDF
I have my own sexual opinion about “ManePoki”
by Α March 7, 2022
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lie sexual

Bitches who say they're bisexual but won't kiss the same gender
She's such a lie sexual, she actually told me she's into all genders but she'd never kiss the same sex
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"I sexually identify as a Walmart bag" is a humorous phrase used to describe someone who feels a deep sense of identity and connection with the crumpled, discarded, and often-misunderstood existence of a Walmart bag. It's a tongue-in-cheek way of poking fun at the complexities of modern identity politics and the tendency to label oneself with unusual and unconventional descriptors. In essence, it's a lighthearted joke that playfully mocks the idea of identifying with an inanimate object, while also acknowledging the absurdity and humor in doing so.
- Nice to meet you. May I ask for your pronouns?
- I sexually identify as a walmart bag.
- Uhm, can I just call you they/them?
- I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG. THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE TO ME. I'M Walmart/Bag, NOT They/Them!!!!!!!!!!!
by Narmak2 April 23, 2024
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Solo-Sexual

Where you ONLY have SEX with YOURSELF. **(Not to be confused with a chronic masturbator! This is different.)** It's where you sometimes occasionally but not HABITUALLY "do yourself", because the alternatives have just LOST THEIRS GLEAM in the grand SCHEME of things.
Guy: "So , what's your sexual orientation? There's so many different ones I just kinda like to ask so I don't offend anyone."

Girl: "Well since you Asked, I'm Solo-Sexual."
by KeeperOfBtooms187$ August 6, 2025
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Fogerty Sexual

When someone is attracted to musician John Fogerty only and can't find anyone else that makes them feel the way he does. This also means they will remain single their whole life because they will never meet / fall in love with him.
Lisa: "Why don't you have a boyfriend yet? You've been single for years."
Joyce: "Because I am Fogerty Sexual."
by brisus_christ December 10, 2023
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