A subreddit filled with metal elitists that say sabaton or gloryhammer arent good bands or isnt even metal when they listen to some band with 3 monthly listeners called “Sacrificial blood cum of Satans pussy with blood dripping on his door while a satanic cult goes into a forest and do ritualistic sacrifices by making their vocal cords sound like the gates of hell themselves” with an unreadable logo which looks like a piss shit splatter on a burning fetus while he hes accompanied with a sentient, dying, turd, while their music sounds like a jammed chainsaw with a dudes head getting repeatedly beat while the singer is some dudes vocal cords getting burned using hot magma.
Their song titles are named after a satanic chanting in a long gone dead ancient language, and the lyrics are extended versions of those chants that summons 9 demons, and makes your furniture float while trying to recite their songs.
Their song titles are named after a satanic chanting in a long gone dead ancient language, and the lyrics are extended versions of those chants that summons 9 demons, and makes your furniture float while trying to recite their songs.
r/metalmemes poser: hey bro, what bands do u listen to??
Chad based metal enjoyer: Huh, maybe Sabaton, Detus or Slipknot
r/metalmemes poser: EWWWWW WHY DONT YOU LISTEN TO SACRIFICIAL BLOOD CUM OF SATANS CHILD WHILE A SATANIC CULT GOES INTO A FOREST AND DO RITUALISTIC SACRIFICES BY MAKING THEIR VOCAL CORDS SOUND LIKE THE GATES OF HELL THEMSELVES???
Chad based metal enjoyer: Poser.
Chad based metal enjoyer: Huh, maybe Sabaton, Detus or Slipknot
r/metalmemes poser: EWWWWW WHY DONT YOU LISTEN TO SACRIFICIAL BLOOD CUM OF SATANS CHILD WHILE A SATANIC CULT GOES INTO A FOREST AND DO RITUALISTIC SACRIFICES BY MAKING THEIR VOCAL CORDS SOUND LIKE THE GATES OF HELL THEMSELVES???
Chad based metal enjoyer: Poser.
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Girl: $10
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Girl: uhh… no its not?
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Girl: uhh… no its not?
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Dildos
When a sexy uniformed policewoman wear a strap-on and ass fucks a dude. Usually because that guy said fuck you the her.
Femdom
Officers
Ramming
Dildos
When a sexy uniformed policewoman wear a strap-on and ass fucks a dude. Usually because that guy said fuck you the her.
Female police officer: bend over and pull your pants down. I've got to prove a point.
Male: why. And that's not happening
Female police officer: remember telling me fuck you. Exactly now I'm fucking your brains out with my strap-on.NOW
Male: stop it's to deep.
Female police officer: that's just the tip.8 more inches I'm banging you out balls deep. exactly should have not said fuck you Tiffany now look I'm not sorry but you're my lil strap-on bitch. Repeat officer Tiffany give me your fucking dick.hoe!
Male: harder Tiffany give me your dick officer Tiffany.
Female police officer: I am you femdom officer(s) ramming my dildo into your ass
F. O. R. D
Male: why. And that's not happening
Female police officer: remember telling me fuck you. Exactly now I'm fucking your brains out with my strap-on.NOW
Male: stop it's to deep.
Female police officer: that's just the tip.8 more inches I'm banging you out balls deep. exactly should have not said fuck you Tiffany now look I'm not sorry but you're my lil strap-on bitch. Repeat officer Tiffany give me your fucking dick.hoe!
Male: harder Tiffany give me your dick officer Tiffany.
Female police officer: I am you femdom officer(s) ramming my dildo into your ass
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