Doggy Punch

Doggy Punch - Refers to one's medium/large size dog jumping up on you but accidentally hitting you in the privates. Usually happens to males.

Doggy Punch - Refers to one's medium/large size dog jumping up on you but accidentally hitting you in the privates. Usually happens to males.

Joey's St Bernard Tiny jumped up and gave him a doggy punch last night. Joey ended up on the floor for a hour.

by Zsazz2023 May 11, 2023

sucker punch

best song in the world

It hit me like a sucker punch
Just one look and I'm out of touch
I'm freaking out 'cause I'm scared this might end bad
But I'll still come back for that
Sucker punch
Just one look and I'm out of touch
I'm freaking out 'cause I'm scared this might end bad
But I'll still come back for that

by BOBBYROOSSSO August 29, 2020

Punching the Puppy

Waking up hung over and feeling like you have done the worst thing possible.

I seriously punched a whole litter of puppies right in thier cute stupid cute fucking faces, I was guilty of punching the puppy

by donniecakes October 17, 2010

google punch

When you are so high and you want to Google donkey punch put repeat "Google punch"

"Look up Google punch man, it's crazy!"

by Turbonanagan May 6, 2016

Cunt Punch

When A Squirter Queef's.

I just had a Cunt Punch. It was very wet.

by DJ.JAM-EZ March 13, 2023

Chili Punching

When a man, particularly named Ken, douses his hand in a spicy chili. He then proceeds to repeatedly punch everything in sight that is alive. Babies, the elderly, it doesnt matter.

Ken was banned from the nursing home for repeatedly Chili Punching people.

by Chili Puncher May 30, 2019

Monkey punch

The act of fucking a bitch and right before she cums hit her behind the ear

I was fucking her doggy style and right before she cummed I monkey punched her

by John Evan’s June 20, 2025