SHIT PICKLER

A person who retains s*** on another person to use as leverage in an argument later down the line which has no relevance.
They have nothing else to attack a person with apart from that 'same old s***'.

What they do not understand is s*** will always be s*** no matter how long it's pickled

"Oh my god, why are you behaving like a shit pickler? It's not relevant anymore get over it Fred"

"Lucy, did he hear Julius starting an argument again with Poppy? I couldn't believe it, bringing up that old fake news, does he not realise that s*** will always be s*** no matter how old it is?"
"Yeah but come on Louise we all know he's the biggest shit pickler around here"

'Stop pickling s*** it's boring get something more relevant jeez'

by P_______A June 3, 2023

shit winker

The term used for an anus, or insult

That shit winker just blew an eight ball across my floor.

by Zach Beyer February 21, 2005

Shit Coma

The lethargy, emptiness and tiredness after having a large bowel movement.

I just dropped the browns to the superbowl and I need to sit down now because I'm in a big shit coma!

by estarno May 2, 2010

shit clots

too much shit in your head or in your body

What the fuck are you thinking you fucking shit clots in your head

by henryyyy June 23, 2008

chimney this shit

When you hotbox a car and let the smoke out of the sunroof

Yo Eneida chimney this shit.

by TheSlayinMonkey May 16, 2018

Procrastination shits

The spontaneous urge to defecate when faced with a tedious task. ie. homework, cleaning, studying, etc.

*Compass homework due at 11:59*
11:24: Fuck, I gotta shit again
Roommate: Must be the procrastination shits

by Tsecation February 4, 2019

sad shit

When there something that’s depressing or sad and you don’t know what to say or the situation is complex.

Dam your phone died and u bored sad shit.
You jus caught Corona dam that’s sad shit.

by Sadshit March 17, 2020