a figure that doesn't love you. Especially if your name is Jacob Mohmand
"Pigs flying is about as probable as your mother loving you"
by TheVervy March 21, 2022
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A being that comes out at night if you shit in the sink at 4:20 AM. When coming, you will feel earthquakes, as the being's cholesterol levels are through the fucking roof. Also, she has a weapon called "The Belt"
If you shit in the sink at 4:20 AM and say "Among Us" 69 times in the mirror, a being called "Your Mother" will come and beat you.
by sussy moment December 12, 2022
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“i smashed your mother”
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The Tiger: You are too ugly

Kid: Your Mother would disagree with your statement that you are making, claiming that I am ugly when in fact I am not.
by LargeHog November 30, 2020
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