Almond Mom

a karen mom who only eats almonds, as soon as you walk into her house all there is, is almond based everything, its like a crazy vegan karen bt they only eat almonds and only drink almond water and milk

Friend: "Why do you only ever eat almonds and drink almond milk?"
Kid: "Because that's all my mom lets me have"
Friend: "Dang, that must suck having a crazy almond mom"
Kid: "Yeah, it does"

by Lettuce_Lady October 23, 2022

Caleb's Mom

A whale-like creature that can only understand mooing sounds. You will find a 18 year old boy still attached to Caleb's Mom's umbilical cord. You will also find a bible ten feet up her ass. This creature lives in Pennsylvania. Watch out!

"That bitch... She's such a Caleb's Mom"

by I'm Just A Drop In The Ocean March 5, 2015

your mom

1.when one cracks a joke the end is your mom.
2.the peroson who concived you

hahah that person just threw up, your mom just threw up

by you moma February 19, 2010

stiffler's mom

Any stiff or strong alcoholic beverage.

"Hey man what you drinking?" "A Stiffler's Mom bro."

by Big Reddd February 6, 2008

ur mom

a word used by whiggers on the street as an unoriginal, stupid comeback to make there friends cum in their pants

Guy:Ur mom is so cheap she paid me to fuck!
Guys friend: O DUDE I LEAKED MAN

by kissurass November 6, 2006

your mom

An answer everyone seems to be giving to any question these days. But Little Kids don't seem to get it.

Little Kid: What's the problem!?
Girl:Your mom!
Little Kid: What did you say bout my mom?
Girl: She's the problem!
Little kid punches girl.

by meh.che.meh February 28, 2010

your mom

its what Jay does every morning

Jay did your mom in the morning

by ur granma March 13, 2010