Doodie Man

He poops, a lot. Don't date him. He's nasty, and may poop on you. Avoid him as much as possible. He's unhealthy, dirty, and just rude. DON'T ENTER ANY PLACE WHERE HE'S AT!!!!

Doodie.com

Me: "Dude, why is poop all over the floor?"
Brittney: "It was Doodie Man."

by Pseudo Pod August 13, 2011

man beater

Female version of the so-called "Wife beater" AKA Tank Top

Wow!! Karla looks cute wearing that man beater!

by BruinKiller3469 March 20, 2009

Hey man

A meme originated from 9gag by user florkofcows

Hey man, you see that guy over there?
*points to that guy over there
He defines us on Urban Dictionary
*makes angry face

by Satellarknightium June 15, 2017

Half man

A man who is one of the following depending on the person.

Small
Stupid
Feminine

Weak
Inferior

"Get out of my way half man."
"If you were not half a man you would have gotten at least a number from her."
"You are a half man, grow the other half before talking to me again."
"You are a half man too and Tyrion would still drink you under the table."

by Ýå Mårš March 23, 2017

Man Loofah

A luscious V of chest pubes that is lathered up with soap and used as a scrubbing tool for a girl to rub her tits on when showering together.

Tim: Hey babe. You want me to wash my man juice off of your tits.

Tara: Sure. Let me use your man loofah though. It exfoliates my skin.

by dlr7xf October 4, 2009

Spider Man

Spider man is when you ejaculate into your hand after intercourse, and then in a very spidey way you throw your sperm onto your girls face and then try to drag her closer to you with all the load hanging between your hand and her face

" Last night I was Spider man while my girl tried to get away, she couldn't "

by GayLórd69 August 15, 2016

Alright man

To call it a day.

Alright man, I just got promoted to galaxy manager so I'm gonna go ahead and call it a day. You can take your 10th break. Do me a favor and tell Yaz to quit parking at autozone.

by SpankDizm August 30, 2017