John Jacking

To tell people how to be a man while taking things into your own anus.

The suspicious dude may be john jacking you.

by pornstitute January 19, 2022

Jack-effect

when your boyfriend named Jack cheats on you and suddenly every bad thing that happens is his doing

OMG i failed my chem test!! it must be the Jack-effect

by Poopypants555 May 13, 2022

Jack-effect

the jack effect is when a man cheats or does anything terrible in a relationship. the jack effect is the epitome of all problems in the world. shoutout to the jacks

omg i just failed my chem test! it must be the jack-effect >:(
my boyfriend cheated on me!! fuck the jack-effect!!

by Poopypants555 May 13, 2022

Jack Poppy

When you take your under age son to a massage parlor for a happy ending.

I'm taking my 15 year old boy, for his first Jack Poppy, at Mei Ling's Massage Parlor. The Mama San there has a great selection of girls that are the best at giving happy endings.

by Lou Kong May 20, 2022

miley and jack

well one was made like this last year, but i feel like it needs updated as it’s changed around a lot, for starters, miley used to like jack and think he was amazing however now she bully’s him…oh how the times have changed. well miley her new definition is she’s 13, one year older and alot meaner…she’s like an older sibling….mean, nice, loving (sometimes) she’s pretty. Hazel eyes. Beautiful. Well and then there’s jack…not much has changed since last year he’s handsome, funny, intelligent and loving and the greatest person ever :) he loves her to bits and she i think deep deep deep down finds him even a tad amusing and if you find a miley same rules as last time..keep her! Bye see you in 2022 :)

miley bully’s jack-miley and jack

by Anonymous__09 December 26, 2021

Jack Ruprect

A person that you call Jack Ruprect is a very abnormal person they are also very strange

Look at that guy he is Jack Ruprect

by Very extremely normal person March 30, 2022

Cooking With Jack

Cooking with jack is NOTHING, Fuck you egg.

E - “I’m gonna search cooking with jack on the urban dictionary.”
S - “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU’RE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING NONEXISTENT.”

by When You Cant Think Of A Name April 6, 2022