John Thomas

Usually a large man that loves bojangles, working with children, and Saying phrases like “Hey Buddy”

“Hey did you see that guy he looks like a John Thomas”

by Backdoor Bill September 14, 2018

papa john

a pizza chain that is taking the world by storm. with their bbq chicken pizza and their delicious sweet sauce. its only a matter of time before the whole world is consumed by this delicious freak of nature.

i work at papa johns, cant you tell?

by hey you November 5, 2005

John Wayne It

After having unprotected sex, the woman is left full of semen and as such has to do a John Wayne type walk to the bathroom to clean up, trying not to get cum running down her legs.

After we had sex, I had to John Wayne It to the bathroom real quick incase we woke his Dad up!

by Melanie M September 22, 2005

john 5

The best guitar player ever. Marilyn Manson kicked him out of the group for no reason. Hottest man ever.

What stupid ass would kick the best guitar player ever out of his group?
Marilyn Manson

by asilayatreyu June 9, 2004

Papa John

A 3/5 on the Pizza based rating system.

Meh, she's not ugly, but not hot. I think i'm going with a Papa John on this one.

by Con Bon November 10, 2010

john deered

getting dumped/ breaking up with girl friend

1.(verb) Hey how are you and "x" girl?
O she john deered me!

by Ryan W231 September 6, 2005

Mark John

Usually having a 1st name Clayton, he's an extremely emotional baby boy that has daddy issues. Doesn't mind ticking gay mens balls for $2 to pay for his nugget milkshake fetish. Likes to work out by taking pictures of gym equipment as if he will ever use it cause he's a fat fuck that drinks chicken nuggets

Damn mark john

by Gaydon69 April 22, 2020