john 5

The best guitar player ever. Marilyn Manson kicked him out of the group for no reason. Hottest man ever.

What stupid ass would kick the best guitar player ever out of his group?
Marilyn Manson

by asilayatreyu June 9, 2004

Papa John

A 3/5 on the Pizza based rating system.

Meh, she's not ugly, but not hot. I think i'm going with a Papa John on this one.

by Con Bon November 10, 2010

john deered

getting dumped/ breaking up with girl friend

1.(verb) Hey how are you and "x" girl?
O she john deered me!

by Ryan W231 September 6, 2005

john the gayboy

A guy who is in deep love with girls, yet somehow can't manage to get any. john

manage love somehow john the gayboy

by dwym February 22, 2011

Mark John

Usually having a 1st name Clayton, he's an extremely emotional baby boy that has daddy issues. Doesn't mind ticking gay mens balls for $2 to pay for his nugget milkshake fetish. Likes to work out by taking pictures of gym equipment as if he will ever use it cause he's a fat fuck that drinks chicken nuggets

Damn mark john

by Gaydon69 April 22, 2020

farmer john

You eat 3-4 cans of whole corn, or one to two ears if your that kind of person, one day before meeting up with your dream girl. When your girl goes to philash you, say "hold on bessie your getting a farmer john today", you start "plowing" her from behind. Then when the mood is right, flip her over and let out your corny top soil in a nice row on her chest. Poke a few holes in the soil and make sure to plant enough man seed for a good harvest.

My girlfriend wanted to go out dancing, but she had to stay home and wash off her farmer john.

by Vesuvious June 16, 2009

Square John

A Square John is slang meaning a reliable trust worthy guy. The term originated from Bike Gangs and is common in the Canadian Prison system. It is considered to be a compliment if you are referred to as a Square John

He's cool man, don't worry he's a Square John.

by John-999 February 20, 2011