Jake

A tall, red-haired bisexual who sends occasional death threats despite their best intentions.

Jake: Hello?
Not Jake: *has killed thyself*

by Not Doja Cat from B403 December 7, 2023

Jake

A gay pedo

Jake; I liike kkids

by JJAKEEEEE December 9, 2023

Jake cota

He is the best football player ever and is the smartest ever and very girl wants him

jake cota is hot

by jenny201391 December 18, 2023

Jake

A really nice and caring guy. he has an amazing smile that will brighten your day. he has the best hair!! He is really hot and beautiful brown eyes. i love jake

jake is the sweetest guy ever!!

by ecohen November 17, 2018

jake tube

A tube, often made of clear plastic, used to transfer fecal material from the anus of one partner, to the anus of another, for the purpose of sexual gratification. -see also Jaketube

My Jake Tube is in the dishwasher.

by Jacob Tuber November 18, 2018

Jake

Jake is a Man that you would want to be friends with. He doesn’t take crap from anybody. He is Chill and laid back. He takes School And Sports Seriously. If anyone hurts him or anyone he talks too, Yeah u better want to skip town. If you know a Jake, Your lucky to have him. When he walks into the room, it lights up in happiness.

Jake is always Happy at anytime of the day.

by DingdongDiddy November 24, 2018

Jake

Jake is a very Intelligent and Athletic Human. He is very shy at times, but once he feels ready to open up. You will learn he is Humorious and Caring. He doesn’t care what people say about about him. He lets little bull crap influence his life. Jake Is a kid you want to be friends with, if you are feeling down. He will make sure you are fine. He Might be an idiot at times, but he is always listening to make your life better. If you have a Jake in your life, You’re lucky. Whoever needs someone to live their life with, a person with the name Jake is just what they need.

Jake is Here! He just Brightened up my Day.

by DingdongDiddy November 24, 2018