hard pat

What Daves girlfriend does to him to keep him up all night. Also known as a handjob.

She gave me a hard pat and her hands were soft!

by Sparky1988 December 6, 2017

I'm gonna hard

"I'm gonna hard" is a phrase sad when getting close to being three stocked in Super Smash Bros for the Nintendo 3DS, and while playing a Luigi. The phrase is prophesized to easily get you more dates and statistically proven to make you better at Super Smash Bros for the Nintendo 3DS. This phrase is stronger if you say it while playing as Pink Luigi.

*Getting close to being three stocked in smash bros* "I'm gonna hard!"

by jimmain October 2, 2022

hard dick taco

A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.

So she asked if she could see my hard dick taco.

by anonymous January 12, 2024

Hard

Something not liquid, me when I see my bestfriend (they have big mommy milkers)

"Ice is the hard for of water"
"Yeah cuz it's solidified water!"

by TheUrbanBaguette August 20, 2023

Hard

Hard

Do you know anyone who does hard

by anonymous July 3, 2022

Hard headed

Tate

Tate head was so hard he hit his head on the wall and didn’t hurt himself but out a whole in the wall. Tate is hard headed

by Mrskapalot March 14, 2021

Gyp Too Hard

When someone murders their own mother after being pushed to the brink.

she had to gyp too hard because her mama was doing too much and now she’s got life in prison. it’s sad really

by malakaloo January 9, 2024