april fools got you

stupid ass video from 2019 made in fucking windows movie maker that gets popular every April 1st

april fools got you lol, april fools pranked,

by stamplerels April 3, 2021

Got 82'd

Textology, derived from the texting term: Str82VM, which means 'Straight to voicemail'. It's used when you call someone and their phone doesn't ring, rather it goes straight to voicemail.

Dude1: Hey Rod, I was just down at the store and I thought I saw your girl gettin in some dude's car. Looked like she was creepin'!

Dude2: Bitch, stop playin'! Can't play like that!

Dude1: Call her then and see what's up!

Dude2: Bet! (he calls his girl, but phone goes straight to voicemail). Damn! Phone didn't even ring!

Dude1: Daaaaammmmnnn! That chic 82'd ya ass! She creepin!

Dude2: Shit! I got 82'd!

by Liqr1 August 21, 2010

I got the item on me

A more subtle way to refer to drugs

“Also bro I got the item on me. You know, the goods”

by That smart nigga January 27, 2024

Got a page missing

to be used to describe somebody who is lacking in intelligence

"this guys got a page missing"

"no he's missing a whole chapter"

by magic sandall October 22, 2022

Rave got da blade

A phrase someone says when they have broken head clippers and is getting shouted at by the person whos hair they are cutting

"Ouch that hurts"- victim

"Rave got da blade you ungratefull little twat"- barber

by WildWillez December 12, 2020

you just got das’ed!

The triumph of being blessed by Mr Dasopatis’ actions, whether it is delaying a deadline or giving the best English resources and materials.

Opposite to “you got roasted”

Mr Dasopatis: I just moved your IOs from next week to next month + I sent you all LitCharts on Cuckoo’s Nest.
Arianna and George: You just got das’ed!

by youjustgotdased November 18, 2022

You got shot

you got a disease from having sex

Dude #1 my private area is scratching me

Dude # 2 you got shot my friend

by kevkev21 April 15, 2024