Davids are handsome assholes who will never love you back. Far too sweet and kind, they'll remain your friend for the rest of your live, as they are too cowardly to compromise to anything more than that. Perfect in glasses, they never fail to make you laugh with either really stupid or really smart jokes, just to make you even more depressed as you are so out of their league it makes want to kill yourself. If you ever see a tall, handsome David with large shoulders, run for your life or you'll end up falling in love.
Person #1: OMG me and David just locked each at each other.
Person #2: Just forget it, he's no worth your time.
Person #2: Just forget it, he's no worth your time.
by 420n October 9, 2019
Get the Davidmug. by Da-fish November 21, 2021
Get the David Mckalemug. The act of dealing with an altercation in a clever and resourceful manner, especially when in a disadvantageous situation.
"How am I supposed to take down a man significantly stronger than me with nail clippings and a dubious looking document detailing the proceedings of an occult seance?"
"Gee I dunno Sharon, just david that goliath!"
"Gee I dunno Sharon, just david that goliath!"
by upsidedownrabbit May 21, 2017
Get the david that goliathmug. A guy with a humongous dick. Penis the size of Jupiter and bangs any mom in sight. A try fucking legend
by ieatassoutthamfingcan69 February 20, 2020
Get the Davidmug. by FPR293 March 2, 2024
Get the David Tendleringmug. 
He is my best friend, boyfriend, and the love of my life. The tol to my smol. He is kind, caring, passionate, handsome, smart, and amazing. Constantly making sure to make those are around him are in great care. Leaves a smile on your face or at least make you laugh all the time.
David is one of a kind
by radyikes March 27, 2022
Get the Davidmug.