Why does Andrew Cuomo need a strategy call from his brother anyway? Doesn't he have more competent lawyers than ChrisCuomo?
by Sexydimma May 23, 2021

When a dude gets so desperate to bust that he headbutts a chick in the bladder just to make her piss, then slurps it up to check if it’s bang o’clock. Inspired by giraffes, who literally do this sht to see if a female’s ovulating.*
“Did you see Kyle at the bar last night?”
“Yeah, he pulled an Alabama Mating Call on that poor girl — spilled her drink then tried to ‘lick it off’ her leg.”
“Jesus Christ.”
“Yeah, he pulled an Alabama Mating Call on that poor girl — spilled her drink then tried to ‘lick it off’ her leg.”
“Jesus Christ.”
by TheHogMan July 29, 2025

by eliball June 21, 2013

by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 7, 2025

A game made by treyarch and activition,they changed the world, like call of duty black ops 2, modern warfare 2,black ops 1,black ops3,ect.YOU spin in circles and do some tricks in the air like, doble yy, nac,instaswap,titty nac,shock charge cancel
HOLY SHIT I JUST HIT A 1080 SUICIDE ON CARRIER!,I FUCKING CLAPPED THE KID WITH MY 720 INSTASWAP TRICKSHOT,
yo dude i hit a call of duty trickshot, it was sick as hell
yo dude i hit a call of duty trickshot, it was sick as hell
by Holynx 11 April 28, 2022

by Steminator December 7, 2024

Inserting a slim, prepaid phone into the rectum of your partner inside of a condom, and repeatedly calling while having penetrative vaginal sex.
by Pervy-hobbit-fancier December 28, 2020
