Prasant Bangar

clever, bright, brilliant, sharp, quick, quick-witted, quick on the uptake, smart, canny, astute, intuitive, thinking, acute, alert, keen, insightful, perceptive, perspicacious, penetrating, discerning; ingenious, inventive; knowledgeable; apt, able, gifted, talented; informalbrainy, genius

Dont act like a Prasant Bangar ... because you are not

by @rishibagree January 12, 2019

Dick Badger

Someone who is constantly Dick Hunting.

Charlotte is always hunting dick, she's such a dick badger...

by Reginald D Hunter January 18, 2019

Gang Banged

when 5 men come out of one Tim Horton's washroom

hey did you hear those guys moaning after the gang banged

by skinny legend Morris February 22, 2019

Post-Badger Rehabilitation

(noun)
German for “Healing after the Beast.”

The systematic recovery process undertaken by an obedient husband

to restore his dignity, cleanliness and independence during the prolonged absence of a relentlessly oppressive, bossy wife.

“Is Dr. Penguin doing better?”

“Yeah, Madame Penguin is visiting her family and his insurance company agreed to cover 14 days of Post-Badger Rehabilitation.”

by Missy Muff February 23, 2019

beer banged

When Hailey makes up random sayings/words.

Hailey: “I am the aborted cat fetus of kittens.”

Me: wow you really beer banged that one out Hailey

by TheHails March 6, 2019

Kang Banged

Drinking 7 IPAs followed closely by Benadryl.

Man, after falling into those stinging nettles and drinking all those IPAs he took some Benadryl and got straight KANG BANGED.

by Throwaway#69#sendit March 30, 2019

Honey Badger

A Honey Badger is not one of the legendary creatures of the forest. Not like bears. Bears are way cooler than honey badgers and are not only legends, but bears are forest prodigies as well. Honey Badgers hide from farmers while searching for carrots because Winnie the Pooh ate all the honey.

Joe: “did you see that honey badger?”

Negan: “nah, I haven’t left this tent in 2 weeks.”

by Wilmington Woman May 16, 2019