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Little Brother 

Once your parents realized they were gonna be stuck with you for 18 years they tried for another.

That's your younger brother, he is always annoying you and seems to take pleasure in blaming you for things and making up fights altogether.

Once in a while, you might have actual fun with him but most of the time he just walks into your room without knocking.
Person 1: Bro I think my little brother is jerking off on the toilet.
Person 2: What? How do you know?
Person 1: There is always jizz fucking running down the toilet seat, he's a fucking idiot.
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Bearded Brotherhood of Sandwich Enthusiasts 

The Bearded Brotherhood of Sandwich Enthusiasts (BBSE) was a plot device in the post-communist revolutionary world developed acclaimed writing critic and author Isaac S. The world focuses on the downtroddden of society with themes of redemption and rebirth. The BBSE is one of the main factions, and the main character of the first volume is Hans, one of the six senior high-sandwich-artists of the organisation. At the time of writing the epic post-communist revolutionary saga is yet to reach its conclusion, but it is widely speculated that they will succeed in their efforts to secure voting rights for dogs and defeat the zealous crusaders of the palm trees of the north.
In the post-communist revolutionary world, the Bearded Brotherhood of Sandwich enthusiasts were the most benevolent faction and their support of voting rights for dogs reflected this.

Hans is part of the Bearded Brotherhood of Sandwich Enthusiasts! Didn't you know?

The Bearded Brotherhood of Sandwich Enthusiasts was dedicated to finding the perfect sandwich, a task they complete before volume 1. Six sandwiches for the high-sandwich-artists and three for the dog-king Rufus. But all of them were deceived because another sandwich was made.

Annoying Brother

a guy that loves his computer more than you and plays shooting games all the time...

or is that just me? oh well.
guy 1: is that your annoying brother?
guy 2: yeah, he’s always playing.
guy 1. eh.
Annoying Brother by stupid_candy September 2, 2020

Meth Brother 

The brother in your family that does meth.
I just got a collection call looking for my meth brother
Meth Brother by PitDweller September 12, 2020

Pole brother

A person whomst you share a sex partner with.
Alternatively: Two people who have had sex with the same person
If you also fuck Karen, we’ll become pole brothers.
Alternatively: Did you hear that Isaac and John are pole brothers? They’ve both pounded Hilary!
Pole brother by natermater November 18, 2020

Autism brother day

A serious developmental disorder that impairs the ability to communicate and interact.
Autism spectrum disorder impacts the nervous system.
The range and severity of symptoms can vary widely. Common symptoms include difficulty with communication, difficulty with social interactions, obsessive interests, and repetitive behaviors.
Early recognition, as well as behavioral, educational, and family therapies may reduce symptoms and support development and learning.
Autism brother day by Faith lee December 9, 2020