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Clown pussy

Clown pussy is a phrase used to describe a person who dresses disheveled, has little money, and has a dirty older car. Dirty in this case means filled with moldy food, dirty clothes, possible sexual items, among other things.
Come on man, I just worked on clown pussys car. Don't give me another one, I had to shower for hours after the first one.
by Splooge Master123 July 14, 2025
mugGet the Clown pussymug.

Clown

What is that guy’s name that is wearing a clown outfit.
by Well I’m not wrong April 21, 2020
mugGet the Clownmug.

giggly goon clown

a mysterious creature who sneaks into the rooms of unsuspecting gamers and tapes pornographic posters all over their walls and sets every computer’s screensaver to hentai.
oh man, I can’t believe I got visited by the giggly goon clown
by cockbounce November 12, 2023
mugGet the giggly goon clownmug.
This is the type of talking that occurs in organisations, typically, between Marketing and Finance departments.

Whatever is said is generally not logical or contains substance. The main purpose is for humour.
Let's stop the tomfoolery and clown to clown communication we need the financial overview for our marketing pitch by the end of today
by killymilly31 March 10, 2023
mugGet the Clown to clown communicationmug.

Bitchy the Clown

Someone who flips a bitch because you talk to her boyfriend often. Believes that in a relationship it's better to have no "guy" friends or "girl" friends that might threaten the relationship. Has makeup that seriously makes her look like a clown and is the most ugly-ass bitch on the face of the planet. Can't take care of her business herself and has her little spy-followers, who are also ugly-ass bitches, take care of her business for her. Won't stand for anything so needs to sit down. Pop a squat, bitch. *insert sound of whip cracking*
Wow, she's Bitchy the Clown today, isn't she?

Good grief, how much of a Bitchy the Clown can someone get??
by winddoesntblowthatway June 5, 2012
mugGet the Bitchy the Clownmug.

clown

someone who makes great joes and is super fucking funny and makes you laugh no matter what
by baddiej December 11, 2019
mugGet the clownmug.

Cigar Clown

A clown that spreads hate and negativity with no constructive/legitimate reason, often due to their own personal insecurity and/or lack of joy with themselves.

Etymology: "Cigar clown" as a term comes from actual cigar smoking clowns that blew smoke into children's eyes, making them cry.

Synonyms: Hater, misanthrope
Cigar Clown: "You're not a real clown because you're not traditionally trained, you don't wear enough makeup, and you don't wear a nose. You are destroying what makes clowns great and devaluing the entire clown industry!"

Support Clown: "Don't listen to that cigar clown, he needs to go honk out a dirt snake"
by Support Clown April 11, 2024
mugGet the Cigar Clownmug.

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