Burned the monkey

When you distroy shit your ex gave you... as in the time he gave you a stuffed animal, and then broke up with you so you burned it.

Friend: So how are things going with tom?
You: I burned the monkey..!
Friend: OH.!.

by Fo'realdoe December 19, 2016

Burned the kitchen

Or "Who let this man burn the kitchen?"

used for when instead of cooking it(derived from "let him cook"), the person fucks up completely.

"Did this man cook?"
"Nah man, he burned the kitchen, that shit was awful"

by Nianianananan February 24, 2023

balinese burn

Balinese burn is a massage that is applied to the male genital organ (dick, cock, pork sword etc.) it is like a Chinese burn but on your penis with added chilli oil

Little did my mate know when he got a Balinese burn massage it did not statist in a happy ending.

by #notsohappyending April 27, 2017

Disney Burn

Noun. A combination of contact dermatitis and an abrasion usually affecting the inner thighs. This type of irritation/brush burn is a direct result of walking around the Magic Kingdom, Epcot, or Animal Kingdom in hot and humid weather. Prevention is accomplished by being in reasonable physical shape before undertaking the task of wandering around for miles on foot in these theme parks during hot weather. Treatment is accomplished using zinc oxide ointment followed by a period of rest.

Madison's mom is walking around in pain today because of a nasty case of Disney Burn.

by Vman0000 February 12, 2013

kirstin burns

A boss ass bitch . She is a Beautiful/Sexy beast .. She is loved by few and hated by many . She doesn't give a fuck what you think about her , she loves herself and that's all that matters . She will do anything for her family and friends . She is the type of Person that is always there for people when they need a friend.. But I'm also the girl who faces many issues alone , but will do anything to see someone smile . And she has a big booty and curly hair

Damn look at kirstin burns 😍

by Ohyeahhkee August 7, 2016

burning to death

when you fucking burn to death and die

"aw shit im burning to death, thats kinda tough"

by BIGGER BALLS THAN YOURS April 22, 2022

Bixler burn

A burn caused by building a Flite Test plane and burning your finger as you try to spread hot glue like Josh Bixler

"I got a real bad Bixler burn"
"What's that burn from? Oh, its a Bixler burn"
" Thanks a lot for the Bixler burn, Josh"

by FliteTestDefinitions October 30, 2017