Potato

Something that is thrown at you

I was hit with a potato

by McDonald's ate Kentucky January 10, 2020

Potato

Potato's,
Potato's are the best thing on the planet of earth. People who are potato's, their name starts with L and J E and B, and never in the world do they start with k's. The common names for potato's are Lynda, Laney, Jocelyn! Potato's can be ugly and/or cute!

Potato: Hewo
Person 1: How are you?
Person 2: No, the question is what

are you?
Potato: I am Lynda potato!

Potato- A plant

by Potato #2 January 12, 2018

banish the potato

It means when you have to banish you french fries to the trash

oh no!!! i need to banish the potato!!

by smackmommy May 10, 2018

Potato Petiti

It's like comparing two things, and acting like they are the same even though they are not.

Alteration of "Potato, Potato (pronounced differently)"

Bro: Are you skibidi rizz or catholic?
Bro 2: Potato Petiti

by Catman311 November 26, 2024

bakes my sweet potato

Satisfactory, satisfying, delightful, appropriate, correct.

1. That girl LaWanda? Bakes-my-sweet-POTATO, bro!

2. Okay people, the Aussie Dollars are in the Nugan Hand account and the fallguys are none the factin' wiser. That bakes my sweet potato. Time to disappear. Get your respesctive "mysterious puffs of smoke" on and I'll see those of you who haven't died or been squashed, in Afghanistan, in 40 years or so. Thanks.

by Guru Voodoo October 16, 2010

Potato salad

Used to express sadness. Not to be used in serious occasions

'Our camera just died!'
'Potato salad...'

by superswagsturniolos_ July 18, 2022

potatoes and molasses

They're warm and soft like puppies in socks filled with cream and candy rocks

Oh potatoes and molasses. If you want some oh just ask us

by Cartoonporn June 20, 2017