Log ride

Log ride is when a girl is rising you while you are taking a dump. Many have called it the reverse blumpkin but a reverse blumpkin would be you eating her out while she poops.

Hay honey, come take a ride on the log ride.

by Strickxnyne July 8, 2015

Bonch riding buckler

A Normism a word to make yourself laugh

Someone that is no definition for a total moron like Jim billington a gilby or Andrew or Tom’s or Larry’s or Richard’s gimps Bad people that most people don’t like or care to know

Jim and gilby Andrew tom and Larry and Richard are such stupid bonch riding bucklers they all probably have fluorescent green thong underwear with suspenders and wear their mom’s pantyhose to masterbate in using two fingers.

by Tightest best pussy September 13, 2025

Unicorn Ride

When your friend makes you a helmet with a dildo apoxied to the top, and then a stripper fucks it… that’s a unicorn ride.

“Yo jake, that unicorn ride at your bachelor party was fucking EPIC!!!”

by Trixi6969 February 20, 2022

ride

uncommon definition: to travel to the location of a specific person for the reason of fighting with them

Oh she trippin? We gon' have to ride on somebody?

by kYmberli March 5, 2018

Riding the Buick

To get really sick when drinking. The Buick cars used to be a rough ride and it made people sick especially when they had been drinking.

person 1: Hey man were you Riding the Buick last night after that party?
person 2: Yeah, I puked my guts out.

by blueknight187 April 12, 2015

Quadruple Ride

When your obese significant other gets on top to ride and it feels like you’re being crushed by quadruple wide trailer.

Damn… I nearly didn’t make it out of there alive after that quadruple ride from Bertha.

by KidsInKorea July 14, 2022

Fat ride

Ryan Hamilton x

When you smash up a house and act like nothing happened

Go away you fat ride

by D__67 July 25, 2020